Duchy of Upper Hollywood (DUH)

Proclamation of Dec 3, 2020

By order of Ari the First, Duke of Upper Hollywood and Protector of Burbank, citizens are advised to maintain the following supplies, to protect their household from the plague:

Vitamin D3 and CBD have shown promise in reducing the severity of COVID-19 infections. The quantities described above cover 2 weeks of use, the usual duration of a moderate COVID-19 infection. You may wish to take both Vitamin D3 and CBD daily even when you are healthy, and should consult your physician on this matter. Acetaminophen is useful in reducing fever and inflammation, in the event of a moderate infection, and the quantity above is 2 weeks at the maximum dose. You will need the Pulse Oximeter if a member of your household shows symptoms such as fatique, cough, or difficulty breathing. If you see oxygen levels consistently at or below 95%, get a COVID test and consult your physician. If you see oxygen levels consistently at or below 90%, go to the emergency room.

BE PREPARED!
WE SHALL PREVAIL!

At Our Drinking Establishment, in Our Duchy of Upper Hollywood, this third day of December in the year of Our Lord two thousand and twenty, in the first year of Our Reign.

GOD SAVE THE DUKE

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