Proclamation of Nov 11, 2020

By order of Ari the First, Duke of Upper Hollywood and Protector of Burbank, Jonathan Gatos is hereby appointed Vizier and Master of Assassins of the Duchy, with full authority to protect our citizenry from all possible threats, real or imagined.

We are confident that, under the new Vizier's steady gaze, there will continue to be no unexplained disappearances of undesirables in our environs, and there will continue to be no rumors and loose talk of said unexplained disappearances.

At Our Drinking Establishment, in Our Duchy of Upper Hollywood, this eleventh day of November in the year of Our Lord two thousand and twenty, in the first year of Our Reign.

GOD SAVE THE DUKE